(Not-so) Random Thoughts on Life:
Quack! (Who, me think?)

Pittsburgh is such a pretty town: look at the background for this page (wait for it to load).

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"Always look on the bright side of life." -- Good advice, but not always able to be followed -- just try.

SMILE!  The fresh air is good for your teeth.  (Thanks to Jack Bogut on the radio in Pgh.)

Try to be happy. : )

Friends are VERY important.

Make people feel special.
Tell them that you are thinking about them.
Tell them that you love them (or at least care about them).

Dancing is fun.  Especially the tango, waltz, and swing.

Pinky from Pinky and the Brain says... (send me more if there are some you really like) NARF!
I think so Brain, but...
If the first letter of my name were O, my name would be Oinky.
who would want a depressed tongue? :)
this time, you wear the tutu.

What I've learned from personal experience:
Good things don't come to those who wait.  Those who go after the good things get there first.

Live for today, but don't forget about tomorrow.

Life is worth living.

I'd have to say that Star Trek is out of this world sometimes, but the following converstion is one to think about:
"I can't believe that I was so arrogant that I thought that I would find a cure (to a problem)"
"That kind of arrogance is OK, but the arrogance that you believe that there is no cure because you couldn't find one is unexcusable."

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Some extra quotes are here.

Write in a journal.
It helped me understand my wants, needs, and aspirations better.

And it gave me weird thoughts ...

Whyfore dost thou question what methinks?

Thunderstorms are cool.

Look at things differently.
look@things.differently
yltnereffid sgniht ta kool!

"We are the mushrooms" = "We are the champignons!"

/ \ / \ \ / \ / / / \ / \ \ / / \ / \ = minimum =  mininum   : )

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What are others thinking when they say the following?
"If you have a red, blue, or green car, please move it, because it is blocking someone who is trying to get out of the parking lot."

I think that this is cool, but that may just be the mathematician in me.....
If you had an infinite number of meter sticks, and started balancing one on top of another, on top of another, and so on, you could actually go on for arbitrarily long, because:
the limit as m -> infinity of ( (the summation from n=1 -> m of (1/n)) - ln(m)) = gamma,
where gamma is Euler's constant, ~.571

I like this phrase... for its double meaning... I haven't used it yet...
"If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"

Thinking alone in the airport in California...
There are so many people out there.  Each has a story.  Just listen on the street, and you will hear snidbits.  Life is precious.  Live your own, but listen to and be a part of someone else's.

Quack!
Gotta put down the ducky if you want to play the saxaphone...
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When you're bored in AP Physics class, anything can happen....
-1st law of thermo:  1+1=6.02x10^23
4th law of thermo = 0
64th law of thermo = NO!
128th law of thermo = mmmmmmm....

You learn strange things in a driver's ed class:
"Kinetic Energy is created in a collision..."
"Radar waves travel faster than the speed of light"
"The coefficient of friction mu is bounded between 0<mu<=1"
"Kinetic Energy is measured in pounds, which is easily found by multiplying the weight of the car by its velocity = pounds x (feet/sec)."

Fun things to say when you have laryngitis:
"Nobody ever listens to what I say!"
"I have nothing to say to that!"
"No Comment!"

"I always try to take it one day at a time, but lately, several days have attacked me at once!"

If you assume, you make the first 3 letters out of the fourth and the last two (assume)

I even learned things from "George of the Jungle".
"What does 'embarrassed' mean?"

For those of you who know French...
J a =  j grand a petit = j'ai grand appetit = I have a big appetite

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OK!  Luv Ya!
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Last Modified:  August 16, 1998.   SMILE!