This is probably the first page of your visit (if I have correctly mind-controlled you, you see). I think the first thing you should see are some funny quotes from people who have said some funny things.      You have come to a place on the web where you can find an amusing list of my friends, which has grown while I have grown up. I'm not saying I'm a grown up, but I AM saying that you can see a large number of people and photos of these people. They are a huge part of my life and so they are in my pictures. If you are my friends and you don't see yourself here, don't do anything rash; calmly, collectedly write me an e-mail. I'm not perfect.